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Old 12-14-2004, 03:37 AM   #21
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- ^ named the "ascender"
- check out the prop placement
- reread the name "ascender"
- and tell me that isn't funny shit.

for those who's brain not functioning on as pubate a level as mine "ass ender"
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Old 12-14-2004, 10:23 PM   #22
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Old 12-21-2004, 11:49 AM   #23
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Old 02-05-2005, 02:49 AM   #24
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Old 02-11-2005, 06:34 AM   #25
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Old 02-13-2005, 04:54 AM   #26
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Old 02-19-2005, 02:51 PM   #28
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too lazy to look for the joke thread.. lol..

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one ...

A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the cat.

The cat runs upstairs, husband in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The taxi driver hit a parked car.
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I am sure that this has likely been posted before, but I can't stop laughing at it. I put it up as my wallpaper:

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Old 05-14-2005, 12:16 AM   #37
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Old 05-14-2005, 12:23 AM   #38
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